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kimono komodo dragon lolwut similar sounding misinterpretation - 6878098688
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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

i want you back song similar sounding jackson five Bach back - 7021535488
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I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

comparison Hall of Fame literalism odd otter seal similar sounding - 6352387072
Via Reddit
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

cyan literalism nyan Nyan Cat rhyme rhyming similar sounding - 5339405056
By Phishf00d (Via phishf00d)
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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

gifs old joke is old similar sounding literalism putting on the ritz Putin homophone ritz Vladimir Putin - 6729781760
Via Reddit
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Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

Sad lyrics song similar sounding Owl window all by myself all - 6855217152
By Unknown
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

butterfly caterpillar eitheror homophones literalism metamorphosis similar sounding slash - 4792944896
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Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop

girl interrupted interrupted literalism Movie pearl rhyming similar sounding - 6569971712
Via Gvven
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Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

bad joke is bad literalism recall similar sounding total total recall turtle - 6550720256
By Unknown
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... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

bewbs lady literalism marmalade shoop similar sounding suffix - 6113223680
By Sam Miles
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Or if she's kinky and aggressive and Russian and finds herself aroused by Dostoevsky, then she's more like a Marmeladom! - Matty Malaprop

i fought the law law lawn literalism similar sounding song - 6484922880
By jc2581
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In this time-worn clash of titans, there are never any winners. - Matty Malaprop