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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop

Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

Or if she's kinky and aggressive and Russian and finds herself aroused by Dostoevsky, then she's more like a Marmeladom! - Matty Malaprop

In this time-worn clash of titans, there are never any winners. - Matty Malaprop