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always before dinner hands hens literalism rule similar sounding wash - 6104063488
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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

bad joke is bad literalism recall similar sounding total total recall turtle - 6550720256
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... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

amusing similar sounding amusement moose - 7140498944
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I can't get enough of these moose jokes, and that's the whole trhoof. - Matty Malaprop

dice homophones literalism o o' pair paradise similar sounding - 6350420480
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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

acronym barrel bp British literalism oil petroleum petunias similar sounding soil spill - 5025461248
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Beautifying the world, one environment-crippling gas leak at a time. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

cat Cats Clint Eastwood dogs expressions puns Samuel L Jackson similar sounding suffix surname - 6411351552
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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

bohemian rhapsody Edgar Allan Poe Hall of Fame literalism lyrics poe poor queen similar sounding slang - 6451220736
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

before club Hall of Fame her herbivore Lame Pun Coon similar sounding vegetarian - 5597000960
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

butterfly caterpillar eitheror homophones literalism metamorphosis similar sounding slash - 4792944896
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Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop