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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

Now there's a man I really wouldn't mind shadowing for a day. - Matty Malaprop

... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

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I can't get enough of these moose jokes, and that's the whole trhoof. - Matty Malaprop

You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

Beautifying the world, one environment-crippling gas leak at a time. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop

Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop