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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop

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By Necohon
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OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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It's a gift, Sal! What are you gonna name him? Oliver? Augustus? Lemmy? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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What it's trying to tell you: Your graphing calculator might need to be replaced... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop