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sign mist condensation fog - 6838125056
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I'm a little steamed about the whole situation, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning literalism monitor monitored sign warning - 6587605760
By xyzpdq1
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Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop

bill billposters graffiti innocent lies literalism name posters prosecuted protesting sign warning - 4631712768
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And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

children end literalism near sign signs the end is near - 5234314240
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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning god Hall of Fame homophone literalism sign sine - 6104785664
By 3Davideo
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I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism sign sine wave - 5765185536
By dbfnq
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It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop

caution danger Hall of Fame homophones sign tapir urine youre-in zoo - 6250766080
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Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop

frozen hell hell has frozen over literalism name over saying sign town - 4895618304
By -Ghost-
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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

Adam West alteration batman caution floor grafitti literalism sign wet wet floor win - 3950508800
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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

ambiguous double meaning instruction language laundromat laundry misinterpretation sign - 4963551488
By xyzpdq1
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Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop