I'm a little steamed about the whole situation, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop
And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop
And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop
A bit disturbing, but truthful all the same. - Matty Malaprop
I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop
It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop
"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop
Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop
But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop
Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop
