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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

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OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

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By John P
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But so help me god if you're a pedestrian and you so much as put a finger on this vehicle-designated watch... - Matty Malaprop

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop