Punmaster Jfreek says: "Because he's shaking his fist in defiance."
Defiance, Ohio? I love that band! - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop
Some people use signs only to communicate a message. These firefighters recognized the scope of their power and made safety themed dad jokes.
Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop
All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop
Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop
You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!