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By -Ghost-
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... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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What it's trying to tell you: Your graphing calculator might need to be replaced... - Matty Malaprop

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Via Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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By xyzpdq1
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Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop