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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

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Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

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Apparently some people find Seinfeld difficult to spell? That's news to me... - Matty Malaprop

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Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop