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By -Ghost-
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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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It's a gift, Sal! What are you gonna name him? Oliver? Augustus? Lemmy? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jfreek
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Punmaster Jfreek says: "Because he's shaking his fist in defiance."

Defiance, Ohio? I love that band! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop