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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I'm a little steamed about the whole situation, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop