F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop
Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop
All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop