"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop
... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop
F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop
