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A bit disturbing, but truthful all the same. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

Apparently some people find Seinfeld difficult to spell? That's news to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop