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He Must Be Really Ticked Off...

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Punmaster Jfreek says: "Because he's shaking his fist in defiance."

Defiance, Ohio? I love that band! - Matty Malaprop

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Is That a Threat?

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By xyzpdq1
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Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop

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This Australian Fire Station Is Putting It's Sign to Good Use

Some people use signs only to communicate a message. These firefighters recognized the scope of their power and made safety themed dad jokes.

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This Street Sign Speaks the Truth

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Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?

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By Farkward
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Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

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But He Was Born This Way! Lady Gaga Wrote a Song About Him!

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By KittehBoy1963 (Via My Door Sign)
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

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Your Local Gym Will Help You Take That Waist In

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No Butts On The Ground

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Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

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As Well You Should!

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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop

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Great Warning Sign, or THE GREATEST Warning Sign?

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Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop

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Time's a-Melting!

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By Kathleen
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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

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