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It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop

... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop

DERP HERP HURR DURR URRM URR POTABO. - Matty Malaprop

Murr Derp urrvurr hurr!

And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop