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"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop

But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop

Apparently some people find Seinfeld difficult to spell? That's news to me... - Matty Malaprop

I'm a little steamed about the whole situation, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop