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OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

A bit disturbing, but truthful all the same. - Matty Malaprop

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, the longboard meetings are always way more grueling than the shortboard meetings... do you think we'll at least get a lunch break this time? - Matty Malaprop

♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

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