You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop
Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop
Apparently some people find Seinfeld difficult to spell? That's news to me... - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.
Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop
♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop
