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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand? - Matty Malaprop

I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop