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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Whole grain or white. There is no rye. - Matty Malaprop

A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop

That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop

Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop