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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

I hope this FANtastic comic blows you away

Feel harder, damnit! That dog is all I have! - Matty Malaprop

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop

Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop

Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop