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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop

Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

Got the joke from somehwhere else, Don't remember where...