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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

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Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop

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Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

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It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

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Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop