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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Ugh, you're always such a manatease. - Matty Malaprop

That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop

The tendentiousness of his answers is often quite hair-raising. - Matty Malaprop

And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop

Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop