Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop
... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop
Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop
It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop