And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
Ugh, you're always such a manatease. - Matty Malaprop
That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!
... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop
The tendentiousness of his answers is often quite hair-raising. - Matty Malaprop
And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop
Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."
Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop
Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop
It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop
Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop