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By Unknown
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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

question there here cliché double meaning are we there yet - 7114322944
By xyzpdq1
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

date question literalism double meaning ants - 6672969472
By tonis
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OKAY YEAH SO MY POST TITLE IS REALLY BAD BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE DATE JOKES THAT AREN'T JUST THE PITS OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

answer difference enzyme FFFUUUU hormone literalism punchline question rage comic troll dad - 4629266944
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Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

answer double meaning equestrian equestrianism fellers fellows literalism question rich slang surname - 6511789056
By xyzpdq1
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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

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But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

answer car Hall of Fame noise Pirate question sound yaris yarrrrr - 4886236928
By Kylebustin (Via kylebustin.tumblr.com)
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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

question answer talking mushroom similar sounding poo shiitake - 7022663168
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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question paradox pair doctor who homophones - 7122076160
By Unknown
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

answer double meaning Hall of Fame lolwut octopuns pointless question upset window - 5096718080
By BAM94
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And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

answer cray Hall of Fame Jay Z kanye west lyrics question similar sounding song stray - 6184047360
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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

question answer matches no app store - 6793433344
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop