misinterpretation

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By Dave (Via scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

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Via Octopuns
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

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Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop

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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop