misinterpretation

Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop

Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop

Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

Well would you look at that! This one's also available as one o' dem dere movin' pictures... - Matty Malaprop