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In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Further proof that money solves ALL problems. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

Are you sure that doesn't go against the Facebook ToS agreement? I only ask out of concern! - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

"Seriously you guys, can we fire at Lenny for a change? Or maybe at Charles. Help me out here..." - Matty Malaprop

This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop