misinterpretation

Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

Are you sure that doesn't go against the Facebook ToS agreement? I only ask out of concern! - Matty Malaprop

Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop

I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

Yo, listen Hotchkiss, I know you think your joke is stupid, but I think my life would feel less full had it never seen the light of day. You may want to work on your pushup form drawing, though. - Matty Malaprop

He's a really nice dude. We go over to his place every Sunday to play his old refurbished Pachinko machine! - Matty Malaprop

OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop

There's really nothing worse than a luggage's lament. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop

What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Anonymous says: "Found this on a E-Learning course at my job."

Yo, Anonymous, I get that you dig the whole being secretive thing, but if you'll let me know who you are I'll gladly credit you on this post! - Matty Malaprop