misinterpretation

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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Are you sure that doesn't go against the Facebook ToS agreement? I only ask out of concern! - Matty Malaprop

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Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop

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Via Octopuns
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

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By Hotchkiss (Via Hotchkiss Comics)
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Yo, listen Hotchkiss, I know you think your joke is stupid, but I think my life would feel less full had it never seen the light of day. You may want to work on your pushup form drawing, though. - Matty Malaprop

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He's a really nice dude. We go over to his place every Sunday to play his old refurbished Pachinko machine! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop

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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Punmaster Anonymous says: "Found this on a E-Learning course at my job."

Yo, Anonymous, I get that you dig the whole being secretive thing, but if you'll let me know who you are I'll gladly credit you on this post! - Matty Malaprop