misinterpretation

I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

And to think, all he wanted to do was help that poor kid pass his test... - Matty Malaprop

KATERS GONNA KATE. - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop