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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop

Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop