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Further proof that money solves ALL problems. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop

Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop