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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

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OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop

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Well wasn't that just so polite of him to cash out for his crime? - Matty Malaprop

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By Hogther
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Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

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And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop