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And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

Well would you look at that! This one's also available as one o' dem dere movin' pictures... - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about the fine art of yodeling, but I can't help feeling like those adept at it were truly leiderhosed with regards to their style of musical expertise. - Matty Malaprop

What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

I mostly just want to avoid getting ticketed and/or towed... but your kind words really did make my day, ma'am! - Matty Malaprop

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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