lyrics

Eating all that candy seemed like such a great idea last night... but now my stomach is just a hot fuss. - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop

♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop

♪ They're hoein' in a straight line / they're learning how to tight-bind / the kids are farming overtime / Barnhand Bop! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

And the winner of the "Oldest Sauce of the Week" award goes to... - Matty Malaprop

This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop

Who ever would have guessed Gotye's ubiquitous ear worm was actually just a giant eff you to bad drivers everywhere? - Matty Malaprop