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By Unknown
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

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By Lafbok (Via Lafbok)
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... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

bread cheap trick double meaning dough Hall of Fame homophone i want you to want me literalism lyrics parody rewrite song - 5812006912
Via A.S.B.
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Carly Simon homophone literalism lyrics parody song vein youre-so-vain - 4810942976
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Oh Carly Simon, I know I told all of your CDs that I wanted to throw them out of the window of my mother's Buick LeSabre when I was younger, but I promise I'm not the man I used to be. Please to forgive me for my veinity? - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame lyrics parody rhymes rhyming rihanna song we found love - 5658658048
By Unknown
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Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg&ob=av2e"]