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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

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Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Power sum snooker on fleas? Is that it? I couldn't quite make out the words on the first listen... - Matty Malaprop