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Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop

Who ever would have guessed Gotye's ubiquitous ear worm was actually just a giant eff you to bad drivers everywhere? - Matty Malaprop

♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Classic pun + image macro border = BRAND NEW CONTENT AMIRITE? - Matty Malaprop

YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop

I bet baby has some mad dance skills, but I just hope he doesn't melt under the pressure of his performance. - Matty Malaprop

Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop