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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Carly Rae Jepsen, if you're lusting after Michael Cera then I think you might need to get your eyes checked... - Matty Malaprop

♪ Guess the pitch of my quackin' wasn't enough / to make you moo-ove or waddle thro-ough / I said if I was a mallard, I'd still be standin' / in this anatidae line (anatidae line) / but for now I'll waddle all around and you can't pull me out of my duck queue. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

And the winner of the "Oldest Sauce of the Week" award goes to... - Matty Malaprop

Power sum snooker on fleas? Is that it? I couldn't quite make out the words on the first listen... - Matty Malaprop

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop