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"All right, then, I'll go to hell... ON A CRAZY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN." - Matty "Mark Twain" Malaprop

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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

Carly Rae Jepsen, if you're lusting after Michael Cera then I think you might need to get your eyes checked... - Matty Malaprop

Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

This pun alerted me to Boney M's "Rasputin," which I can safely say is my new favorite song.

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Classic pun + image macro border = BRAND NEW CONTENT AMIRITE? - Matty Malaprop

♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Shouldn't it say "ewe were a wild one," though? #nitpicking #butseriously - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop

I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop