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♪ Guess the pitch of my quackin' wasn't enough / to make you moo-ove or waddle thro-ough / I said if I was a mallard, I'd still be standin' / in this anatidae line (anatidae line) / but for now I'll waddle all around and you can't pull me out of my duck queue. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Got the joke from somehwhere else, Don't remember where...

He's Vulcan and he knows it. - Matty Malaprop

Who ever would have guessed Gotye's ubiquitous ear worm was actually just a giant eff you to bad drivers everywhere? - Matty Malaprop

Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop