Congratulations, friends and followers. Monday is finally a wrap. Here are some delightfully dumb memes to keep you from going completely and utterly insane. You're welcome.
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Even better than the original.
Millennials' favorite song, "Mr. Brightside," was already a shimmering gem, but it gets a wonderful new take when re-imagined in the Star Wars prequel universe. If you want to sing along with the video linked above, we won't even be mad.
'90s pop music = life
Twitter user Mike Recine started a fun trend when he texted his girlfriend a "poem" that was actually the lyrics to the King of Queens theme song. She bought it, and responded with a flourish of heart eyed emojis. Since tweeting about his experience, other Twitter users have been trying the prank on for size - to mixed results!
You know the lyrics: "Whoa, we're halfway there. Whoa-oH LIVING ON A PRAYER"
It turns out this setup is ripe for punning, so take my hand and we'll make it through this list of meme based puns.
The official lyrics to "Go Go Mario," translated into English from Japanese:
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go save Princess Peach! Go!
Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for coins
Today, keep going, Mario!
Get a mushroom - it's Super Mario!
Get a flower - it's Fire Mario!
Goomba! Troopa! Buzzy Beetle! Beat them all!
Mario is always full of energy and strong!
[Spoken] The only one who can reverse the spell that has captured the Mushroom People is Princess Peach. But Princess Peach is hidden underground, in a far-off castle. Ah, the days of peace... if we could once more return to those days... to save Princess Peach and bring peace back to the Mushroom Kingdom, that is why Mario is on his journey today.
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go and beat the Koopa tribe, go!
Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for coins
Today, keep going, Mario!
Get a star - become invincible!
Quickly, go save Princess Peach!
Lakitu! Blooper! Cheep Cheep! Beat them all!
Mario is always full of energy and strong!
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
He's made it to the castle and gets fireworks!
Lightly sidestepping the Hammer Bros.
Show the last of your power, Mario!
It's been a long journey but it's nearly at an end
You've done it, you've done it! You've defeated Bowser!
Princess Peach says "Thank you"
Mario's got a great big heart!
Mario's adventure is over for now, but
Mario's dream lives forever...
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Adele released her new single "Hello" last week to much acclaim. And unless you've been living under a rock, you've wept alone to this tune at least 15 times.
This guy is apparently living under a rock.
Mary Caldarella decided to text her ex-boyfriend, Matt, these heartbreaking lyrics to see how'd he react.
He didn't get it.
"Last time I asked if we could go on a date when I came to auburn you told me to go f*ck myself."
