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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop

Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop

I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. - Matty Malaprop

Is he... is he shooped with Hillary Clinton here? - Matty Malaprop

At least it's not the dunce belt! That's your brother's burden to bear. And seriously, it is, because that thing weighs like 47 pounds. - Matty Malaprop

The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Ohhhhhhhh so that's like a rules hound I guess? Well I regret to inform these coiffed canines that THERE ARE NO RULES IN NOM. - Matty Malaprop

Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop