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Via O Satan
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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

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By BAM94
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And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

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Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

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The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

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It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Better than violation of probation officer, amirite? - Matty Malaprop