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Next thing you know we'll be decriminalizing recreational wok. - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop

IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

It's brilliant, really. An advice animal meme, without an advice animal, using the background from the wrong advice animal if you're to presume the animal it could be sourced from. It's the anti-meme! - Matty Malaprop

Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

Apparently obesity and intellectual impairment go hand in hand, because the last time I checked, "Porche" was actually spelled Porsche... - Matty Malaprop