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And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop

Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

... but strangely his music seldom feels nocturne-al. - Matty Malaprop

Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop

When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

Zippity Zoppity Jello Puddin' Pop Doo Boopity is roughly the sound a free-falling fighter plane makes. ~~THE MORE YOU KNOW~~ - Matty Malaprop

... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop

Next thing you know we'll be decriminalizing recreational wok. - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit it: I had no idea that The Wave was originally referred to as the Mexican Wave. I just thought someone was being randomly insensitive with this submission. Which honestly is probably still a good enough reason in my mind to put something on this site. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, this is sooooooooo bad (no offense creator!), from the art to the typos to the joke itself... and yet I may or may not be ROFLing IRL because of it? - Matty Malaprop

Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop