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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

Baby he was born to swiffer... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the next big trend to sweet the nation: Hybroplaning. - Matty Malaprop

Better than violation of probation officer, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop