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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop

Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

Go cry, emo crane. - Matty Malaprop

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

Hot damn, ladies and gentlemen! That mullet is so full of back-end party, the man deserves an umlaut on his umlaut! - Matty Malaprop