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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

Baby he was born to swiffer... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

You might wanna take a hiatus from the whole commuting thing for a while, lest your wrists unexpectedly and suddenly brake. - Matty Malaprop