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No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. - Matty Malaprop

The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

Is he... is he shooped with Hillary Clinton here? - Matty Malaprop

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

Jewphoria really is the only way to describe that feel when you realize jew only live once. - Matty Malaprop

That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop