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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).

I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

Listen, all I'm trying to do by stepping in is keep you from having a total meltdown. It's really not my fault, okay!? - Matty Malaprop

If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop

It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, so this is probably four minutes too long... but I just can't pass up the opportunity to make fun of dubstep, so here it is, natch. - Matty Malaprop