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The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

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Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop

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That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the next big trend to sweet the nation: Hybroplaning. - Matty Malaprop