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You can't prevent the ever-increasing data plan charges though, so don't even bother getting your hopes up. - Matty Malaprop

I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop

Call me a heathen, but I'm of the opinion that sometimes ewe just have to go against such teachings for the greater good. - Matty Malaprop

Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

Can he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty Malaprop