lolwut

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

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And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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It's brilliant, really. An advice animal meme, without an advice animal, using the background from the wrong advice animal if you're to presume the animal it could be sourced from. It's the anti-meme! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Zippity Zoppity Jello Puddin' Pop Doo Boopity is roughly the sound a free-falling fighter plane makes. ~~THE MORE YOU KNOW~~ - Matty Malaprop

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Hot damn, ladies and gentlemen! That mullet is so full of back-end party, the man deserves an umlaut on his umlaut! - Matty Malaprop

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Via xkcd
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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

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A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

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Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop