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And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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Can he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty Malaprop

... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop

James Blackshaw channeling anonymous Christian mystic, meet So Much Pun. So Much Pun, meet James Blackshaw channeling anonymous Christian mystic. I have no idea why this image evoked one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite guitarists, but I've learned not to question these sorts of things. - Matty Malaprop

Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. - Matty Malaprop

And make sure you don't act weird around him when he's dressed like that; you'll only enkorrage his erratic behavior. - Matty Malaprop

Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster xXPeaceLoveRockXx says: "This took more time to make than it appears to have taken. Yay MS Paint."

I'm actually fairly certain this is hate mail against me, but I'm pretty impressed that a user created a pun in my honor, so I'm posting it anyway because I CAN and also did I mention YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME. - Matty Malaprop