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I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop

Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, this is sooooooooo bad (no offense creator!), from the art to the typos to the joke itself... and yet I may or may not be ROFLing IRL because of it? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

Jewphoria really is the only way to describe that feel when you realize jew only live once. - Matty Malaprop

She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop