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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop