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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop

I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Better than violation of probation officer, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Okay, so this is probably four minutes too long... but I just can't pass up the opportunity to make fun of dubstep, so here it is, natch. - Matty Malaprop