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This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

You might wanna take a hiatus from the whole commuting thing for a while, lest your wrists unexpectedly and suddenly brake. - Matty Malaprop

Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop