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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, this is sooooooooo bad (no offense creator!), from the art to the typos to the joke itself... and yet I may or may not be ROFLing IRL because of it? - Matty Malaprop

Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

Come to think of it, the last time I played Uno I was beaten by a Mexican... NOW I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!!!11!!1! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop

Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster MrJonnyNitro says: "Walkers everywhere!"

Um... is this a Walking Dead joke or something? Because I'm all kinds of NHOT right now... - Matty Malaprop

A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop