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Best family portrait, or BEST family portrait? #FalseDichotomies #OneRightAnswerOnly - Matty Malaprop

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I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop

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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

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The best part? A literal cat burglar doesn't draw nearly as much police attention as the kind that steals jewelry, so her criminal antics have so far gone unpunished! - Matty Malaprop

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

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I'm far more partial to bow ties. I mean, do you have any idea how convenient it is to be able to shoot people at formals when they start blathering about Mitt Romney and tax codes? - Matty Malaprop