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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

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Whether an old man or a young one, there's no question that he's always been gary, gary attractive. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster lizziepaquette says: "People tell me to get a GRIP, but I just CHALK it all up to this PUNSANITY that's been happening."

Boy oh boy, that stick figure really DOES NOT look good in spandex... - Matty Malaprop

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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop

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So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop