literalism

... then he could be LeSabre. - Matty Malaprop

Where is its halo? You mean its elliptical alternate trajectory, daddy? - Matty Malaprop

Because Pokémon Black and White are not as ethnically inclusive as they really ought to be. - Matty Malaprop

SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Once you earn your black belt in MMAC, you'll REALLY be able to loom in the shadows, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

I admire the device's porktability, but its signal strength is often just the absolute bratwurst! - Matty Malaprop