literalism

Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

Dude takes the term (s)mashed to a whole new level. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop

This helpful calendar mod is yours to copy for free, no strings attached! - Matty Malaprop

It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

And by IRL, I mean sketched on a piece of paper. My version of reality is a very relative thing. - Matty Malaprop