literalism

body pillow daki-makura do not want double meaning excuse food literalism stuffed - 5817079296
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She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hallelujah its-raining-men literalism men raining song - 5124633344
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Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel 1023 mb gig double meaning literalism band show data unit of measurement - 6663500800
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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

card chamillionaire charmander Hall of Fame literalism Pokémon prefix similar sounding - 6203163904
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Charmander can't even learn Rollout! This pun is a pokétravesty! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning home literalism mobile mobile home - 6555226368
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... and their baths, and their television time, and their family portraits, and... - Matty Malaprop

dinner directions double meaning film Hall of Fame instructions literalism microwave microwave dinner misinterpretation remove sleeve - 5068780288
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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame juxtaposition literalism mashup milhouse prefix similar sounding skrillex the simpsons - 5737450496
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Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

bee eye homophone IBM literalism m visualization - 6340425472
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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

everyday-im-hustling ipod shuffle literalism lyrics parody rick ross shuffling similar sounding song - 4891008000
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♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

fish literalism officer police similar sounding syllable - 5986761728
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Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop