literalism

halo halo reach literalism Reach reaching title - 6065056256
By Pkm4n21
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Seems about right, given the target demographic for the Halo franchise. - Matty Malaprop

standing head over heels Twist Ending heels head lolwut literalism - 6993988352
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

calling double meaning literalism sandwich sub substitute Subway - 6602026496
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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

literalism similar sounding soccer socrates - 4927841792
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Euthyphrootball has never been my personal forté; it always feels like such an athletic trial to me. - Matty Malaprop

bad joke is bad literalism recall similar sounding total total recall turtle - 6550720256
By Unknown
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... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

can you chad check czech double meaning finish finnish Hall of Fame homophone homophones kenya literalism race racing rushing russian Thai tie - 5597011456
Via Apokalips
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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

countdown alpaca apocalypse similar sounding literalism prefix - 6848497664
Via Cybergata
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This is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang, but alpaca. - Matty Malaprop

See more cute and funny animals at I Can Has Cheezburger!

sheep sheared shear double meaning literalism math example textbook - 6678072576
Via Punblr
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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

doodle double meaning literalism ms paint rice wild wild rice - 5822472704
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Looks like these guys and gals are gonna need to lay pilaf the booze for a while after tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame literalism reagan Ronald Reagan similar sounding thats so raven - 6048646656
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A logical posthumous role for the world's favorite actor-cum-president to take, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's so Pundit Kitchen.

color double meaning literalism slang trash white white trash - 5214548992
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning literalism nazi neo swastika the matrix - 6008662272
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What if I told you the Jews weren't real, Neo? - Matty Malaprop

around cliché double meaning globe Hall of Fame ICWUDT known literalism name theater william shakespeare - 5856900096
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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop