literalism

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And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop

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Sorry guys. I know this joke is pretty darn spineless. - Matty Malaprop

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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

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The best part? A literal cat burglar doesn't draw nearly as much police attention as the kind that steals jewelry, so her criminal antics have so far gone unpunished! - Matty Malaprop

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