literalism

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By Ceshir
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Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DAMNIT! And here I thought I was finally going to be able to unlock Luigi... - Matty Malaprop

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By Meqad
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Just be thankful it wasn't a fire escape, otherwise it would have gone out in far more of a blaze of glory! - Matty Malaprop

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

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Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop