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petty cash literalism Tom Petty johnny cash - 6974460416
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Punmaster moon-beast says: "Where do you keep your petty cash? Why, in this bag of course!"

An ex-boyfriend I met in Folsom bought it for me, and vanished shortly after. I guess you could say he was a real heartbreaker. - Matty Malaprop

By Amy
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David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

Alf gandalf gandalf the white juxtaposition literalism Lord of the Rings - 4664433152
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A white alien!? There's no such thing in my hometown (MONTANA BOOOOOOO)... - Matty Malaprop

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Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop

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What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop

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I Missouri the days when the truly astonishing things in life were real, and not just hinted at in streams and runoffs. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning literalism nazi neo swastika the matrix - 6008662272
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What if I told you the Jews weren't real, Neo? - Matty Malaprop

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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop

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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

cooking cure cured disease double meaning Hall of Fame ham literalism pig process - 6109555712
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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

50 50 cent centaur homophone juxtaposition literalism similar sounding suffix - 4662310144
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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

baseball mitt double meaning literalism mitt Mitt Romney shoop - 6622407424
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At long last, we have proof that Romney LOVES having balls in his face! - Matty Malaprop

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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop