literalism

homophones jokes let us lettuce literalism request vegetable yet - 5748567808
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Come on now; everyone knows the only funny vegetable is the potato. - Matty Malaprop

loofah similar sounding literalism classic martin luther king jr - 6928899584
By .Kenji
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You don't even want to know what the full-size version looks like! - Matty Malaprop

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So this one time I was drunkenly trying to Draw Something and my word was Shaq and all I could muster was a long stick figure and I couldn't even draw a circle correctly for his head so I blurred it out and then erased it and then screwed it up again and then dropped my phone so I just obscured the whole image with the word Kazaam. What I'm trying to say is: I'm really, really bad at Draw Something. - Matty Malaprop

sandwich witch sand homophone double meaning literalism - 6673878528
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

cray crayfish double meaning kreashawn literalism prefix - 5880882944
By rheems
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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

bruce willis dead film I see dead people icy literalism Movie people quote the sixth sense - 4828922368
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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

beach beach boys bleach literalism rhyming similar sounding - 6276596480
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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

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What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop