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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

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By Jkirch
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I sure hope this search doesn't evolve into a wild goose chase... - Matty Malaprop

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By jc2581
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It ain't no Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but I guess I'll let it slide. Now if you'll all excuse me, I've got a lovely damsel to court. And by damsel I mean handle and by court I mean quaff recklessly until my eyes glaze over and I pass out in a pool of my own vomit. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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A logical posthumous role for the world's favorite actor-cum-president to take, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's so Pundit Kitchen.

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They can string together a hadron collider fast than you can blink an eye. Relatively speaking, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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When the rest of the department deemed the case unsolvable, Horatio decided he needed to continue the case solo. - Matty Malaprop

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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop