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carriage double meaning drawing drawn horse horse-drawn horse-drawn carriage Inception literalism my little pony pony - 5222947584
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OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

catch up condiments encouragement homophone ketchup literalism mustard similar sounding - 4712364032
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He's trying to help, but I'm sure Ketchup is going to relish his victory in this race. - Matty Malaprop

defensive defensive tackle double meaning football literalism position sensitive tackle - 4986620160
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At least he's not an Offensive Tackle. Then he'd take it upon himself to prove his skills to you. - Matty Malaprop

boba fett bro creepy Hall of Fame literalism prefix sarlacc similar sounding star wars weird - 5806174720
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

bag bags color double meaning literalism trash trash bag trash bags white trash - 4659723776
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... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop

fish literalism officer police similar sounding syllable - 5986761728
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Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

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Clearly the writers for this episode didn't do their research. Everyone knows les Jacqueshammers are constantly chain-smoking and are always clad in berets! - Matty Malaprop

night vision vision literalism homophone night knight - 6937924352
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I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

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conversation elephant giraffes homophones koala lion literalism similar sounding - 6262784768
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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

date double meaning Hall of Fame literalism misinterpretation perfect - 6158725376
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High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop