literalism

I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop

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This kind of approach to life is quite good for hardening a person to endure all of life's struggles. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta Catch 'Em LOL!

... but it seemed like such a fun idea at the time! - Matty Malaprop

... because Lana Del Ray is way cooler than Steppenwolf ever was. - Matty Malaprop

I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop

This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop

One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop