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By Charlie Sears
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Talk about a goose that laid a golden egg! - Matty Malaprop

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Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

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It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop

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OH COME ON you expect me to not find myself stuck on a name as old-school and uncommon as Elmer? - Matty Malaprop

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lolwashedoutcelebs #no1curr #spooningisfunnysometimes - Matty Malaprop

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Poor Poe was never the same after his fiancée Annabel Lee's final, fatal encounter with his friend Tinky Winky. - Matty Malaprop

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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

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In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop

Moar funny food over here!

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I swear to god, if there's a Harry Potter sequel that prominently features extraterrestrials, I'm out like Anderson Cooper in an Audi 5000. - Matty Malaprop

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop