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By xyzpdq1
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If he can best Superman in a race, then he certainly should have no problem out-speeding a zip drive... - Matty Malaprop

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Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop

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The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

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For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, you could fry an egg on your Sunday drive, but the engine didn't really purr the way the makers hoped it would... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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You can express your disapproval all you want, lady-in-the-photo, but we all know the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. - Matty Malaprop

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What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

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By Dave (Via phuneecalmix)
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I'm pretty sure my life dream is to have someone around to high five me every single time I make a pun. But alas I have no friends... because I cannot stop making puns. FOREVER A GROAN. - Matty Malaprop

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Some wars are fought on land, and some at sea, but we all know Gorillaz warfare happens primarily on a Plastic Beach. - Matty Malaprop

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The only problem is they always delay sending out callbacks. Their rationale is they really like to make candidates sweat. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not saying he doesn't deserve his fame, I'm just saying I hate when people exploit various angles to achieve success. - Matty Malaprop