Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ChBoler says: "I z what you did there."

I know humor is a variable thing, but I simply did not find a single factor of this post funny. - Matty Malaprop

... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

MostMetaPostPermalinkEver #Permalinkception - Matty Malaprop

So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop