Is double crowning a real thing? HOW DO I PAGEANT-SPEAK? - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop

You know, if it is just a speech impediment, he can always Iago to therapy for that sort of thing, so success all around! - Matty Malaprop

Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop

Balancing a quadruped on a two-wheeled lift system? That's pretty much Upaya in a nutshell! - Matty Malaprop