It doesn't hurt that he's basically the big cheese around his office, either. - Matty Malaprop
I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop
In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop
But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop
Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop