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Never let it be said that extremists such as this one don't wear their radical views on their sleeves. - Matty Malaprop

Friendship may be magic, but flamethrower's also a special-type attack, and I'd wager it's even more effective. - Matty malaprop

And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop