homophones

This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

You know, if it is just a speech impediment, he can always Iago to therapy for that sort of thing, so success all around! - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

So basically just Billy Corgan? - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

Friendship may be magic, but flamethrower's also a special-type attack, and I'd wager it's even more effective. - Matty malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop