homophones

It doesn't hurt that he's basically the big cheese around his office, either. - Matty Malaprop

Power sum snooker on fleas? Is that it? I couldn't quite make out the words on the first listen... - Matty Malaprop

Their music really puts the "radical" back into "Radical Islam." - Matty Malaprop

But I'll let it fly I guess... BECAUSE OMG LOOK AT THOSE DERPY POOFY CHEEKS. - Matty Malaprop

I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you express a mood! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

You had me at Bodhisattvolf. - Matty Malaprop

Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

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