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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

You had me at Bodhisattvolf. - Matty Malaprop

In addition to being inspiring, their presentation was downright hilarious. It left the whole crowd laughing so hard it hertz! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."

Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, R.I.P. in peace. Deliberate redundancy. Pluto deserves it. You got a problem with that???? - Matty Malaprop

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop