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Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop

In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Never let it be said that extremists such as this one don't wear their radical views on their sleeves. - Matty Malaprop

I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

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A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop