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Celebrate Pi Day With Some Delicious Puns!

It's Pi Day! The most delicious of holidays! And one of the most irrational, too! So get ready to laugh for at least 3.14159 [...] minutes with this collection of pi/pie puns!

pi day puns that are 3.14 on the richter scale
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better homophone homophones hue hugh laurie humanity improvement manatee Reframe - 5408572416
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophones neologism similar sounding terror terrorist wrist - 4632945408
By Paradoxide
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Never let it be said that extremists such as this one don't wear their radical views on their sleeves. - Matty Malaprop

doors homophones Lord of the Rings misinterpretation mordor more quote similar sounding - 5096613888
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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

question paradox pair doctor who homophones - 7122076160
By Unknown
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

built in cat caterpillar catfish Cats costume ghost gifs Hall of Fame homophones name octopus puns rocket spider - 6213699840
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Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

camping classic double meaning homophones in in tents intense literalism tents trip - 6425281536
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop