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He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

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Apparently this is an actual tattoo that was specifically made to look like it was done in ball-point pen. The more you know, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

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They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop

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Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop

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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

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Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop