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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

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When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop

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I simply cannot think of another thing that puns or rhymes with rutabaga. Except maybe Studebaker, but I don't see what that has to do with anything in this context. :( - Matty Malaprop

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Homophones are truly confounding things sometimes. - Matty Malaprop

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Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, I'd prefer it be Leica Rolling Stone, but there are more things ancient and gorgeous in the world than just Bob Dylan. - Matty Malaprop

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop