homophones

Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

It's a pretty great book, I'll admit. However I'm still more partial to its sister work, The Man With the Iron Musk. - Matty Malaprop

Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

Liasoned homophones, you never let me down! - Matty Malaprop

Transformation jokes, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Ain't no hawk that hawk thinks like this hawky hawk. - Matty Malaprop

You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop