homophones

Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop

Check out more funny animals at Animal Capshunz!

Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

Liasoned homophones, you never let me down! - Matty Malaprop

Poor Pluto, always dwarfed by his planetary peers... :( - Matty Malaprop

No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop