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You had me at Bodhisattvolf. - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pretty great book, I'll admit. However I'm still more partial to its sister work, The Man With the Iron Musk. - Matty Malaprop

Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

Dear god, this pun is just SO fowl. - Matty Malaprop

In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop