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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

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At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

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And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

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Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

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Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

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Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop