homophones

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

Poor Pluto, always dwarfed by his planetary peers... :( - Matty Malaprop

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop