homophones

You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

So the Hindenburg was a double rainbow all the way across the sky? - Matty Malaprop

So basically just Billy Corgan? - Matty Malaprop

It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop