homophones

The submitter titled this post "I'm Not An Artist." I'm just going to weigh in on this matter and say that I beg to differ. - Matty Malaprop

I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop

Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop

Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop

They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you express a mood! - Matty Malaprop

Man, that joke really came out bell-y up... - Matty Malaprop

Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Minnie in a Mini(skirt) in a Mini! MINCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop