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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop

The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop

Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

Their music really puts the "radical" back into "Radical Islam." - Matty Malaprop

And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop