homophones

I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Minnie in a Mini(skirt) in a Mini! MINCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop

In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop