homophones

a head ahead Hall of Fame head homophones horse Horse Racing literalism racing space the headless horseman - 6408940544
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

cat get me out Hall of Fame homophones lolwut meow pizza similar sounding skateboard - 5873226752
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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

conversation elephant giraffes homophones koala lion literalism similar sounding - 6262784768
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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

ass homophones huge hugh surname - 5996463616
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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

but not really carl sagan FAIL Hall of Fame homophones sagan saying similar sounding - 5876368384
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

ä double meaning fence Hall of Fame homophones literalism offensive sieve syllables - 6000952320
By MeeKoH
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Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

homophones lead number two pencil variations on a theme - 6478596608
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Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

sense literalism homophones press Cents money - 7148113920
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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

arrest double meaning Hall of Fame homophone homophones literalism lolwut resistance resisting rest - 5394307328
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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop