homophones

vulture poster keep calm and carry on carrion literalism homophones carry on - 6796539136
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You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

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So the Hindenburg was a double rainbow all the way across the sky? - Matty Malaprop

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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

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By ceesick
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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

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I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

classical classical music double meaning handel homophone homophones Music - 5837354752
By James (Via Slashdot)
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Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

but not really carl sagan FAIL Hall of Fame homophones sagan saying similar sounding - 5876368384
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop