homophones

Liasoned homophones, you never let me down! - Matty Malaprop

Ain't no hawk that hawk thinks like this hawky hawk. - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop