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Um... Hulk Smash? Am I doing this right? #NoYouAreNotStupidModerator - Matty Malaprop

Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop

His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop