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In Soviet Russia, moss always points at you. - Matty Malaprop

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).

And here we see the elusive Bronticksaurus... a baffling blood-sucking herbivore with eight legs and an ADORABLE widdle face. - Matty Malaprop

And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop