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By Youffle
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The submitter titled this post "I'm Not An Artist." I'm just going to weigh in on this matter and say that I beg to differ. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop

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Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

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Man, that joke really came out bell-y up... - Matty Malaprop

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Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

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By YJCH0I
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop