homophones

It's a pretty great book, I'll admit. However I'm still more partial to its sister work, The Man With the Iron Musk. - Matty Malaprop

Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

So the Hindenburg was a double rainbow all the way across the sky? - Matty Malaprop

6) If you have a German friend who thinks Scandinavian dudes are super hot, then she's really into Men-Thors. - Matty Malaprop

If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop