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christopher robin homophone literalism robbing robin winnie the pooh - 6235410176
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The giving seems unnecessary, if you ask me. A criminal Christopher seems way more story-worthy. - Matty Malaprop

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Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

polish heritage tadpole homophone frog - 6898956288
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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

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The plot for the game is truly amazing. Gere begins his journey living happily in Chicago, but things turn ugly when old friends he though were merely An Officer and a Gentleman reveal themselves to be an Ocelot and a Snake. - Matty Malaprop

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This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism pernicious pleasant pleasantries pleasantry suffix tree trees - 5806192896
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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

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Violent revolutionary baseball is a dangerous job. You should consider aborting your mission if you want to live. - Matty Malaprop