homophone

excited homophone name sew shop sign so store - 6482230784
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They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

ä adele Dell double meaning draw something dude getting homophone literalism slogan - 6178992896
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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

capsized cap-sized sized cap ship homophone space double meaning literalism - 6667958528
By xyzpdq1
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That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

y friends literalism homophone why double meaning - 6857931520
By Meqad
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... because Y shifts between being a consonant and a vowel! See what I did there? OH GOD I'M A MONSTER. T.T - Matty Malaprop

bear bear grylls grill grilling Hall of Fame homophone literalism man vs wild similar sounding - 6145793280
By xyzpdq1
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

ethnicity homophone king of the world leonardo dicaprio posing prefix recreation scene Thai titanic - 5888155648
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I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

surprise prefix sir homophone - 6799887872
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Punmaster fattyevan says: "I was bored in class. No _ there!"

I'm glad fattyevan provided me with his post description, otherwise deciphering this pun would have been a rather in_mountable challenge! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning football homophone literalism none shall pass nun pass - 5774853376
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Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

surname clauses subordinate Condescending Literary Pun Dog literalism santa homophone claus double meaning - 6891841280
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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop