They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."
I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop
Multifaceted puns never fail to krak me up. - Matty Malaprop
At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop
That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop
... because Y shifts between being a consonant and a vowel! See what I did there? OH GOD I'M A MONSTER. T.T - Matty Malaprop
Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop
I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster fattyevan says: "I was bored in class. No _ there!"
I'm glad fattyevan provided me with his post description, otherwise deciphering this pun would have been a rather in_mountable challenge! - Matty Malaprop
Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop
Lol by juligrilltalles
I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop
