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cake companion companion cube cube double meaning homophone literalism lye Portal pube pubes rhyme the cake is a lye - 4771613696
By Unknown
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And this particular cake is very good at cleaning your companion pubes, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

50 50 cent centaur homophone juxtaposition literalism similar sounding suffix - 4662310144
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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

boy band double meaning homophone homophones in sink literalism n sync - 5046484736
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They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Apokalips
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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

away csi meme csi miami david carusoe done dunaway homophone literalism surname - 6307479808
By Fenix (Via GameFAQs)
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I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game.

Dalai Lama dolly double meaning homophone homophones literalism llama - 5444494336
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Balancing a quadruped on a two-wheeled lift system? That's pretty much Upaya in a nutshell! - Matty Malaprop

blind blind date date double meaning homophone literalism - 5177656064
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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

night vision vision literalism homophone night knight - 6937924352
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I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop