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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

Malling might be my new favorite verb. But only in this particular context. - Matty Malaprop

They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Their music really puts the "radical" back into "Radical Islam." - Matty Malaprop

If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop

His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop

I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop