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Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

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(singing voice on) ♪ A whole new wooooooooooooorld / a dazzling region I never knew / but when I'm way up here, Kanto's crystal clear / that now I'm in a whole new world... with Mew. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

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They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop

Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!

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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

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There's a part of me that really wants to be offended by this post. But COME ON. Stayin' Arive? That's GOLD, right there. - Matty Malaprop

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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop

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The giving seems unnecessary, if you ask me. A criminal Christopher seems way more story-worthy. - Matty Malaprop

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After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop