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eggo Hall of Fame homophone leggo my eggo lego literalism slang slogan waffle - 5030744320
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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

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And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

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He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop

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He's always been a firm advocate for hugs, not drugs, but that isn't as simple as it sounds given how hard it is for an incorporeal form to hug a corporeal one... - Matty Malaprop

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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

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Just when you think all puns are tragically phenotypical, a joke like this comes along and has you wetting your genes. - Matty Malaprop

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It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

christ double meaning Hall of Fame homophone jesus literalism sake - 6043586048
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Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop