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As the OP points out, there's nothing wrong with being non-bunary. - Matty Malaprop

I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop

He's always been a firm advocate for hugs, not drugs, but that isn't as simple as it sounds given how hard it is for an incorporeal form to hug a corporeal one... - Matty Malaprop

It's a thin line between flattery and felony, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

Just when you think all puns are tragically phenotypical, a joke like this comes along and has you wetting your genes. - Matty Malaprop

It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop