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And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Kenneth, you never fail to make me giggle with embarrassment. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

... but still less satisfying than syncing Your Battleship. We need a happy medium, and stat! - Matty Malaprop

What a horrible thing to say, Pier 73! I oughta sink you for speaking such hurtful words! - Matty Malaprop

Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

Malling might be my new favorite verb. But only in this particular context. - Matty Malaprop

As the OP points out, there's nothing wrong with being non-bunary. - Matty Malaprop

I just had... breakfast? - Matty Malaprop

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I POSTED THE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IN THE SERIES IN REVERSE ORDER WHAT OF IT????? - Matty Malaprop