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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

Oh He-Man, you can master my universe anytime you like! - Matty Malaprop

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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop

So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

You're a fool, Cage! Those rolls were baked from the Declaration of Independence! - Matty Malaprop

It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

I'm a little disappointed. I was expecting McKayla Maroney in the corner of this pun, to be quite honest. - Matty Malaprop

Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

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