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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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