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By Unknown
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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Apokalips
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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

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He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop

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It may seem to lacquer any sort of external glamor, but that thing is worth a for-tune! - Matty Malaprop

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By veniel
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On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Are those skin-tight jeans really THAT thin? Color me impressed. And also pregnant. - Matty Malaprop

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... for those whose sins are unspeakably grape. - Matty Malaprop