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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Except for the red and black face paint. Those prices are presently doubled. - Matty Malaprop

You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Whatever Maeby, Maeby... - Matty Malaprop

"Let such pure hate still underprop / your story, that I may be / so hyper conscious / as to offer no sympathy / mainly from mine own self." - Matty Malaprop

Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. - Matty Malaprop

Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop

"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

I'm von to you, Hugh Laurie. You'd best be watching yourself next time you go prancing 'round those living hills. - Matty Malaprop

When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop