No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop
I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop
He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop
It may seem to lacquer any sort of external glamor, but that thing is worth a for-tune! - Matty Malaprop
On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop
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... for those whose sins are unspeakably grape. - Matty Malaprop