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charles schulz eminem Hall of Fame homophone literalism mm mms peanuts similar sounding - 5941521920
By tonis
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You better lose yourself in the chocolate you want it so never ever let it go... lest it melt in your hand and not in your mouth. - Matty Malaprop

deep cuts excuse foot in mouth funeral homophone morning mourning time - 5597033728
By Unknown
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

c# c programming nerd humor question answer homophone see double meaning literalism categoryimage - 6645381120
By Unknown
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

sandwich witch sand homophone double meaning literalism - 6673878528
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

beat beet cute double meaning fat Hall of Fame homophone literalism Owl - 6416911872
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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

homophone literalism nitpicky pair pear pears - 5167138304
By xyzpdq1
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

comma Hall of Fame homophone kama sutra literalism - 6456873216
By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure you don't end up comma spliced in one of these positions... - Matty Malaprop

dogs double meaning homophone literalism roof roofing ruff sound - 6542639872
By xyzpdq1
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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

graph homophone literalism sign sine sine wave stop stop sign - 4788151808
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Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

buoyancy girl boy prefix similar sounding homophone literalism lolwut - 6659543296
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Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hide hide and seek homophone literalism seek sikh similar sounding - 6065299712
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It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

cracker homophone literalism uncle uncle kracker - 5783883008
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I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

attempted crow crows double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism murder murder of crows - 5177366784
By Namey
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Pecking seeds in the hot sun, I fought the caw, but the caw won. - Matty Malaprop