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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop

There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop

The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop