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Oh He-Man, you can master my universe anytime you like! - Matty Malaprop

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You better lose yourself in the chocolate you want it so never ever let it go... lest it melt in your hand and not in your mouth. - Matty Malaprop

This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure you don't end up comma spliced in one of these positions... - Matty Malaprop

Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pecking seeds in the hot sun, I fought the caw, but the caw won. - Matty Malaprop