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gifs old joke is old similar sounding literalism putting on the ritz Putin homophone ritz Vladimir Putin - 6729781760
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Yeah yeah yeah the joke is older than time itself, but COME ON EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN GIF FORM AMIRITE???? - Matty Malaprop

dear deer double meaning exclamation Hall of Fame homophone literalism lord - 5812092160
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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

question ten Bad Joke Eel answer octopus tickles tentacles homophone - 6878224128
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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

desert baking pig literalism homophone double meaning bacon - 6891851264
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... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

comma Hall of Fame homophone kama sutra literalism - 6456873216
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Just make sure you don't end up comma spliced in one of these positions... - Matty Malaprop

pi pun - Dish - SO MUCH PUN.COM HL
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In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop

Moar funny food over here!

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Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

c# c programming nerd humor question answer homophone see double meaning literalism categoryimage - 6645381120
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning exploitation girls gone wild homophone literalism oscar wilde wilde - 5801428224
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I apologize for the brow-furrowingly small text on this post, punmasters, but I'd say it's still worth seeing because "either this wet t-shirt goes, or I do" might be the most brilliant piece of prose I've read so far in 2012. - Matty Malaprop

below c double meaning homophone level literalism Rage Comics sea sea level underwater - 5698180096
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So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop