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cannot double meaning excuse hoarse homophone horse literalism reason talk - 5562678272
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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

50 50 cent centaur homophone juxtaposition literalism similar sounding suffix - 4662310144
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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

beegees Hall of Fame homophone lyrics similar sounding song staying alive walk wok - 6163067136
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There's a part of me that really wants to be offended by this post. But COME ON. Stayin' Arive? That's GOLD, right there. - Matty Malaprop

coefficient of friction double meaning Hall of Fame homophone mew science sound symbol - 5047984384
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You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

tearable terrible literalism homophone double meaning - 6756256256
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We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop

difference disappoint Hall of Fame homophone letdown letter miners minors pedobear - 6383180288
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THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

critique double meaning Hall of Fame homophone peer peer review pier - 6430237440
By Chris
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What a horrible thing to say, Pier 73! I oughta sink you for speaking such hurtful words! - Matty Malaprop

contraction double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism this will thisll thistle - 5672433920
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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

below c double meaning homophone level literalism Rage Comics sea sea level underwater - 5698180096
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So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

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