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double meaning homophone literalism meat meet - 5850274560
By Unknown
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After years of prime ribbing back and forth, these two protein-pulsing foes finally had enough, and each meat became determined to beat the other. #innuendOH! - Matty Malaprop

owls onomatopoeia doctor who homophone hoo - 7104311296
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Yowza, that Matt Smith owl is just the dreeeeeeeeeamiest. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks Punmaster Tubes-of-Tape for finding the source for this image!

bull car convertible double meaning homophone literalism suffix - 5615269632
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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

Adam atom double meaning homophone literalism mythbusters shape - 5228794368
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But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

better homophone homophones hue hugh laurie humanity improvement manatee Reframe - 5408572416
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

bear grylls homophone literalism man vs wild oscar wilde surname wild - 6043327232
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Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hole homophone literalism whole whole milk - 6130318592
Via Reddit
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

tearable tear terrible puns homophone double meaning literalism classic - 6660218880
By Spencer Jarrett
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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

game hippo hippopotamus hippos homophone hungary hungry literalism similar sounding - 4612344064
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There are at least 87 things right about this pun. Care to take a stab at guessing them all? - Matty Malaprop

admiral fell homophone in inn name - 6036781312
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

jump dock hypothetical peer pressure pier peer homophone double meaning - 6636877312
By First Last Middle Initial
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I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

night vision vision literalism homophone night knight - 6937924352
By Unknown
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I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

dear lord literalism exclamation deer dear homophone - 7078263040
By Unknown
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When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop