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After years of prime ribbing back and forth, these two protein-pulsing foes finally had enough, and each meat became determined to beat the other. #innuendOH! - Matty Malaprop

Yowza, that Matt Smith owl is just the dreeeeeeeeeamiest. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks Punmaster Tubes-of-Tape for finding the source for this image!

Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop

Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

There are at least 87 things right about this pun. Care to take a stab at guessing them all? - Matty Malaprop

Oh He-Man, you can master my universe anytime you like! - Matty Malaprop

Want more cartoon humor? Roflrazzi's got you covered!

In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop