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Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

Are those skin-tight jeans really THAT thin? Color me impressed. And also pregnant. - Matty Malaprop

Strange... no matter what word I punch in, it keeps autocorrecting to Litost... - Matty Malaprop

... because Lana Del Ray is way cooler than Steppenwolf ever was. - Matty Malaprop

You're a mmmonster! Tony the Tiger was a good man. A GOOD MAN, DAMNIT! - Matty Malaprop