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foul fowl homophone indignant language literalism upset - 4786532096
By Unknown
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So please, stop crowing over my request and please comb over your attitude. - Matty Malaprop

capsized cap-sized sized cap ship homophone space double meaning literalism - 6667958528
By xyzpdq1
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That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

taco bell taco belle Beauty and the Beast cosplay homophone double meaning location-based humor - 6667959808
By xyzpdq1
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There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning hairy Hall of Fame Harry Potter homophone literalism shaved - 5901554944
By Unknown
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

bed dear deer double meaning good night Hall of Fame homophone honey literalism sleeping - 5156922112
By xyzpdq1
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Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone tree relief leaf seasons literalism re - 6707948544
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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop

algebra denial double meaning ex find Hall of Fame homophone literalism variable x y - 6226711552
Via Reddit
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Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning frog homophone notice parking sign toad towed warning - 4744446720
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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

advertisement brochure Cents homophone literalism mint sense - 6555505152
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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

bee eye homophone IBM literalism m visualization - 6340425472
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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

bread cheap trick double meaning dough Hall of Fame homophone i want you to want me literalism lyrics parody rewrite song - 5812006912
Via A.S.B.
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

branding literalism tea mr t cup homophone - 6978141440
By xyzpdq1
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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop