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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop

What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

'Scuse me, while I Rutherford the sky. - Matty Malaprop

Come to think of it, my family's veteranarian is of German descent... - Matty Malaprop

See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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