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cracker homophone literalism uncle uncle kracker - 5783883008
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I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

born to be wild double meaning homophone homophones laura ingalls wilder literalism oscar wilde - 5841648128
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If you replace the heads in this post with the effigy of Nigel Thornberry, then I suppose that makes them both Thorn to be Wilde. - Matty Malaprop

bison buffalo bye college Hall of Fame homophone homophones leaving son - 5944539136
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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

door compliment sign adorable homophone - 7042485248
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Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

cannot Hall of Fame homophone homophones knot not piglet pooh rabbit winnie the pooh - 5907037696
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

chicken double meaning foul fowl homophone literalism play shoop - 6383170304
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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

bare bear double meaning Hall of Fame hands homophone literalism - 5451499776
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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop