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When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

Don't let his maniacal sadism wear on you, boys! We're bound to catch him in the act spooner or later! - Matty Malaprop

THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

You know what isn't funny like this pun? Siberian prison camps. - Matty Malaprop

It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop

♪ I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

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