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mauled maul mall homophone literalism double meaning - 6633860352
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Malling might be my new favorite verb. But only in this particular context. - Matty Malaprop

loki base skrillex marvel The Avengers literalism drop the bass bass homophone - 6955593216
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Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

ethnicity homophone king of the world leonardo dicaprio posing prefix recreation scene Thai titanic - 5888155648
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I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Han Solo homophone literalism meme Memes paula deen paula deen riding things riding solo star wars - 5172714240
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And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

rifle salt homophone assault suffix - 7035537408
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"

Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop

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And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

coney dog Coney Island fake and ghey Hall of Fame homophone kony 2012 lolwut - 5944457984
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This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

peeking duck literalism peking duck homophone double meaning peking - 6893908224
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CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation croc crock pot crocodile homophone literalism punception yo dawg - 5892084224
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop