But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. - Matty Malaprop

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You know what isn't funny like this pun? Siberian prison camps. - Matty Malaprop

I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

In the land of mimetic posters, this one is most definitely King. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

... because Lana Del Ray is way cooler than Steppenwolf ever was. - Matty Malaprop