I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop

At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop

What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

Baby, you can drive my car, but only if you take it easy on the gas. Otherwise you'll make my guitcarburator gently weep. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

Alternate title: "So THAT'S Why I Seem to Be Allergic to Pooping!" - Matty Malaprop

What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop