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coney dog Coney Island fake and ghey Hall of Fame homophone kony 2012 lolwut - 5944457984
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This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

sandwich witch sand homophone double meaning literalism - 6673878528
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

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bus cereal double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism serial universal universal serial bus USB - 5128962816
By HJP (Via iprefercups.tumblr.com)
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Srsly u guiz: NYANCATBUS. It's Totoro meets Nyan Cat meets a misinterpretation of the acronym USB. HOW COULD ANYTHING POSSIBLY BE BETTER? - Matty Malaprop

polish heritage tadpole homophone frog - 6898956288
By Unknown
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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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peeking duck literalism peking duck homophone double meaning peking - 6893908224
Via Reddit
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CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop

algebra denial double meaning ex find Hall of Fame homophone literalism variable x y - 6226711552
Via Reddit
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Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

eagle cyanide and happiness homophone illegal suffix - 6795627008
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You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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cake Lame Pun Coon emotional tiers wedding tears homophone double meaning - 6894643200
By Unknown
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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

answer Hall of Fame homophone knight night question scooby scooby doo shaggy - 6233546496
Via Reddit
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They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism toilet toiletries trees - 6342216192
By xyzpdq1
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Alternate title: "So THAT'S Why I Seem to Be Allergic to Pooping!" - Matty Malaprop

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classic double meaning homophone literalism robbery runner similar sounding strawberry suffix - 6394452224
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

cress crestfallen homophone literalism similar sounding - 6400406272
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Depression is a cruel mistress. Just lettuce know if there's anything we can do to help, okay? - Matty Malaprop