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So please, stop crowing over my request and please comb over your attitude. - Matty Malaprop

That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

Four score, and seven games ago... - Matty Malaprop

Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

The tendentiousness of his answers is often quite hair-raising. - Matty Malaprop

You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

♪ I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

In the land of mimetic posters, this one is most definitely King. - Matty Malaprop