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classic double meaning fear gardening grow homophone literalism pair pear - 6622232320
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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

buddhism buddhist double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism meditation ohm om resistance - 5356106240
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What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

classic double meaning homophone literalism robbery runner similar sounding strawberry suffix - 6394452224
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

attraction coarse course double meaning homophone horse literalism main main attraction mane - 4643693312
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

polish heritage tadpole homophone frog - 6898956288
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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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