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crime scene unbearable note bear homophone - 7103937792
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He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

aladdin disney homophone literalism magic carpet magikarp Pokémon - 6618976256
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(singing voice on) ♪ A whole new wooooooooooooorld / a dazzling region I never knew / but when I'm way up here, Kanto's crystal clear / that now I'm in a whole new world... with Mew. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

greek Hall of Fame homophone π rho row row row row your boat song symbol - 6472725248
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Gently down the... protein? I don't know how to rewrite that classic tune in science terms I'M SORRY SORRY EVERYONE I KNOW I'VE FAILED YOU ALL. - Matty Malaprop

dancer gogo gogo dancer homophone literalism similar sounding Van Gogh Vincent van Gogh - 5757795584
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He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop

bed dear deer double meaning good night Hall of Fame homophone honey literalism sleeping - 5156922112
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Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

ask bathroom facebook french homophone oui question wee - 5928034048
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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

collie cauliflower literalism prefix homophone dogs - 7074528768
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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

downy Hall of Fame homophone laundry detergent literalism robert downey jr surname - 6383924480
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Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop

bakery bushido double meaning dough homophone suffix - 5874841600
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Seriously, all the world's finest samurye train at the bushidough. - Matty Malaprop

difference disappoint Hall of Fame homophone letdown letter miners minors pedobear - 6383180288
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THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

branding literalism tea mr t cup homophone - 6978141440
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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

bull car convertible double meaning homophone literalism suffix - 5615269632
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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

Adam atom atomic bomb bomb homophone literalism mythbusters photobomb - 4615802624
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And the Mythbusters do love making things explode, so this pun seems pretty consistent on the whole. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hole homophone literalism whole whole milk - 6130318592
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

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