homophone

Malling might be my new favorite verb. But only in this particular context. - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"

Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop

And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop

I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop