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coefficient of friction double meaning Hall of Fame homophone mew science sound symbol - 5047984384
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You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

collie cauliflower literalism prefix homophone dogs - 7074528768
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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

tie tiger prefix homophone - 7080729600
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Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism tea t rex tyrannosaurus rex - 5673110272
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

chewbacca chewy dinner Hall of Fame homophone legos nickname star wars steak stormtrooper - 4628652288
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Sorry in advance if the texture's a little odd. Try as I might to improve my culinary finesse, I've always been a bit of a wookie in the kitchen. - Matty Malaprop

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deep cuts excuse foot in mouth funeral homophone morning mourning time - 5597033728
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop