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Hall of Fame hide hide and seek homophone literalism seek sikh similar sounding - 6065299712
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It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

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double meaning hipster homophone surname Thomas Paine t pain - 6356053760
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It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism meme SOON too soon two - 6545366016
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

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case court double meaning homophone literalism roe-v-wade rowe Supreme Court v wade - 6173093632
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Violent revolutionary baseball is a dangerous job. You should consider aborting your mission if you want to live. - Matty Malaprop

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coney dog Coney Island fake and ghey Hall of Fame homophone kony 2012 lolwut - 5944457984
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This is as close as I'm going to get to the whole Kony 2012 debacle. And even then, it's only because I'm hungry and this dog looks like f*ing magic to my stomach right now. - Matty Malaprop

definition double meaning hi high high definition high-def homophone literalism wikipedia - 4907789312
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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

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eggo Hall of Fame homophone leggo my eggo lego literalism slang slogan waffle - 5030744320
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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

critique double meaning Hall of Fame homophone peer peer review pier - 6430237440
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What a horrible thing to say, Pier 73! I oughta sink you for speaking such hurtful words! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism pernicious pleasant pleasantries pleasantry suffix tree trees - 5806192896
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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop