By TairyGreene
The greatest hits collection features such jams as "Ishmael Shot the Sheriff," "Redemption Harpoon" and "No White Whale No Cry." - Matty Malaprop
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By Unknown
I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop
Via Deep Fried Pudge
It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop
Via Séamus Gallagher
As the OP points out, there's nothing wrong with being non-bunary. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop
