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If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop

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If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

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And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop

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Could someone please explain this whole leather couch meme to me? It's a bit of an Alien concept in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

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The way he sublimates his flow is just so liquid! It's such a gas to behold! - Matty Malaprop

Moar music wins and fails over here!

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The spicy aftertaste is really the thing that wins me over. Well, and the great insurance package, of course! - Matty Malaprop

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If only your girlfriend had understood what you meant when you said you were gonna "kill it on the dance floor..." - Matty Malaprop

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Assuming the mini-wheat on the roll is female, does that make her a cinnabonny lass? - Matty Malaprop

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Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

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I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop