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Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

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It's an election day miracle! ... or a minor earthquake. UNCLEAR. - Matty Malaprop

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

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I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

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They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop

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Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop

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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

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