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It's a pretty great book, I'll admit. However I'm still more partial to its sister work, The Man With the Iron Musk. - Matty Malaprop

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"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

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You guys might want to cut back on the staring... girls like her don't usually enjoy fanatical sidelining chickens. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

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... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop

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What they fail to realize is they've recycled their plan from an episode of Pinky and the Brain, so we all know how well it's going to work out in the end... - Matty Malaprop

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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

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ICWUDT, Grant Snider. And now I want an Eccentric Old Age Cycle SO FREAKIN' BADLY. Thanks a lot, jerkface. - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes puns are the kind of jokes you can really sink your teeth into. - Matty Malaprop

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If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, you could fry an egg on your Sunday drive, but the engine didn't really purr the way the makers hoped it would... - Matty Malaprop

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Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop