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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

Science jokes, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!! - Matty Malaprop

But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

So we have Bo, Cane and Quarter... but who's this other guy? Is he filling in for Music or something? - Matty Malaprop

Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop

Ponies are ridiculously desirable, to be fair. - Matty Malaprop

Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster pikalax1 says: "For all you pony fans, this lol is filled to the brim with new episode spoilers!"

... and here I said I wasn't going to do any MLP fan-servicing on this site. Clearly I am an awful liar. - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop