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Via Punblr
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The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

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Back in my day, we just used the damn handle! #CurmudgeonMattyIsCurmudgeonly - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

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By Cally (Via Go Comics)
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop