double meaning

The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

Back in my day, we just used the damn handle! #CurmudgeonMattyIsCurmudgeonly - Matty Malaprop

Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop