double meaning

Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

See more funny food over at My Food Looks Funny!

Cute pink trimming you got there, though! - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, Facebook addicts have trigger fingers that could beat Meta Knight on expert mode 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop

Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop

Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, I've had it up to here with the Dutch and the Amsterdams they build to block our waterways! - Matty Malaprop

Here she is, rock you like a squirricane. - Matty Malaprop

But the real question is: How does he do in a game of Chess? - Matty Malaprop