double meaning

No one could ever accuse Rey of being a mean-spirited educator, but he seldom turned a blind eye to any kind of bad behavior in his class room. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know what kind of scheme you're engineering, but I've got my eye on you. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

For as much as I want to believe Springsteen will be cast in an episode of "Sherlock," I know it's probably hopeless. After all, he wouldn't be a great fit for British television seeing as he was born in the U.S.A. - Matty Malaprop

The commonality between the three? At one point or another, they all demand you brace for impact! - Matty Malaprop

He was in that movie, right? I know I could Google it, but that would require more effort than this drawing so it just doesn't seem worth it to me. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure he's cellarbrating his latest sale right this instant! - Matty Malaprop

My bet's on the one in the green. That face is the face of determination if I've ever seen it. - Matty Malaprop