double meaning

And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop

You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

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And I'll fight anyone who tries to call them duracellouts. - Matty Malaprop

Roxanne, you don't have to pay for your tickets... oh wait, yes you do. - Matty Malaprop

Some would call this post a tragedy. I like to think of it as an example of sweet vectory. - Matty Malaprop

If you don't take some time every day to simply relax and think, the results your busybody life will have on your mental health could be catastrophic. - Matty Malaprop

Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

The Admiral knows how to properly ambush a rodent problem. - Matty Malaprop

He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose it's still far better than attempting to illustrate your one-eyed water-spitting snake, at least. - Matty Malaprop

There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop