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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

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Further proof that they are both waaaaaaaaaay cooler than their caucasian counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

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OH I GET IT HER NAME IS WEDNESDAY AND IT'S WEDNESDAY AND ALSO HALLOWEEN OH YEAH THAT'S TOTALLY FUNNY LOL. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't get me wrong, I love every anecdote you tell... but sometimes it takes me a little while to absorb them. - Matty Malaprop

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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

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By Zaleros
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Thing's really got a forceful way of making an entrance, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

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By A Person (Via Cracked)
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

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What, were you honestly expecting something overtly political on this site? COME ON NOW. - Matty Malaprop