You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop
You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop
Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop
Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop
He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop
Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop
On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop
Man, these guys' disses are worse than the taste of spoiled tzatziki... - Matty Malaprop