double meaning

... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop

Drop any preconceived negative notions you might have about temp workers. If you have a job you need done, Magnum here will get it taken care of, guaranteed. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, so this is probably four minutes too long... but I just can't pass up the opportunity to make fun of dubstep, so here it is, natch. - Matty Malaprop

Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

You woodn't like it if someone made a mean rhyme about you, wood you? - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Eddsworld

It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle

When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

Too soon? - Matty Malaprop

I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop