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sir Surplus homophone double meaning knight - 6991600896
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In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop

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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Octopuns
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Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

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Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Via Punblr
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

camping classic double meaning homophones in in tents intense literalism tents trip - 6425281536
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

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By Fibers (Via Fibers)
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I don't even have words for this. Except for the words I just typed. - Matty Malaprop

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Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop