double meaning

They should have eclipsed the fame of their close cousins in Vainglorious Vermin, but alas... - Matty Malaprop

I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, savannamia. - Matty Malaprop

the bustiest animal in Africa

DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Being a bird isn't all it's quacked up to be, you know! - Matty Malaprop

Though judging by the craftsmanship, I suspect it might actually be nothing more than a lousy repost... - Matty Malaprop

Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop

Seal of approval

Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop

... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop

That joke was truly off the chain. - Matty Malaprop

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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop