double meaning

In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop

And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop

Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop

If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

I don't even have words for this. Except for the words I just typed. - Matty Malaprop

Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop