In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop
And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop
Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop
Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop