double meaning

I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

He's good with a gun, but he's better with gut bombs. - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Eddsworld

... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop