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F* you, road! That'll teach you to make my car break down three times in one week! - Matty Malaprop

I'm trying not to get too emoceanal here, but I just can't sea why you would do such a stupid thing! - Matty Malaprop

My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that they are both waaaaaaaaaay cooler than their caucasian counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

This is an outrage! How are people of average and below-average heights supposed to see this sign without squinting now!? - Matty Malaprop

I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, and your peepers are pretty cute too, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop

Also, I was kind of half-expecting it to be a star, man. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, you could fry an egg on your Sunday drive, but the engine didn't really purr the way the makers hoped it would... - Matty Malaprop

I fail to see why this qualified as a remarkable event in the eyes of so many astrophysicists, but whatever. - Matty Malaprop