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By -Ghost-
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Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship

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Punmaster IUgrad505 says: "Cheezburger is great when you need a < br > from life."

I see what you did there, sir (ma'am?). And I appreciate such a < strong > punny statement. - Matty Malaprop

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By poorlydrawn
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I still prefer the Stephen Fry version, but kudos to the creator of this comic, nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Mnannuk
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I mean, the eyes are a little lazy (rimshot again), but I'd give this recreation at least 3.5 stars. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop

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By Cowicorn (Via Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop