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I'm not sure what that would give you, but I imagine it would hurt your gluteus to the maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Facebook foibles over here!

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And here we have further evidence in support of proper comma use, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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By Ginctm
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

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Via Void Pie
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jack
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Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop

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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop