Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop

The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop

Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop