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My grandfather looks about as haggard as Palpatine, so I suppose this makes sense. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

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I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

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Poland's got the right idea, if you ask me. Ain't nobody way to rectify the spirit than with rectified spirits! - Matty Malaprop

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It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

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If only your girlfriend had understood what you meant when you said you were gonna "kill it on the dance floor..." - Matty Malaprop

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Twihards scream for Twilight. I'd rather they be screaming in fear of being attacked by Ghostface. #JustSaying - Matty Malaprop