Everyone loves big conventions for a few reasons. With CES now upon us, the big hoopla for tech geeks is being able to get the first glimpse at all of the new consumer gadgets coming out in the near future. Another thing people love about big conventions are: booth babes and all the free swag getting shoved at you from every direction. Use this graphic to see how you should be navigating a large convention.

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