A dollar we got from a client at work, apparently it was in a stripper's ass...

Don't buy three-wolf-moon shirts; you will regret it.

You may own a horse.

Furthermore, the study found that:

- You're likely going to choke on your next bite of that Chipotle burrito.
- That paranoia you're feeling is probably because the cops just knocked at your door.
- You should find a blankey and lay down on the floor for the next 15 minutes.